Tuesday, June 30, 2009

deizeppate

Resembling or characterized by the Gods known as Led Zeppelin.

Monday, June 29, 2009

deixixtlvore

A person place or thing that will eat God in the future.

Sunday, June 28, 2009

decamotular

The quality of having ten separate parts.

Saturday, June 27, 2009

curxixtl

To confront your destiny.

Friday, June 26, 2009

cryptomot

A hidden piece of a larger mystery.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

corpzepp

Having listened to and ingested the main canon of heavy metal music as comprised of the oeuvre of Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, and Iron Maiden.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

conxixtlance

The condition of living with future knowledge.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

chromaxixtl

The ability to divine the the future by looking at the color of the dawn or evening sky.

Monday, June 22, 2009

chromatoma

The metallic color of rotting red meat.

Sunday, June 21, 2009

celerigno

The rapid spread of ignorance among a population. Rather than a meme, for instance, which is the rapid spread of rumor or proto-myth among a population, a celerigno is the overall decay or decrease in all information and knowledge including rumors and myths.

Saturday, June 20, 2009

candymotoscope

Instrument for viewing or measuring confections.

Friday, June 19, 2009

blik

Material produced through automatic processes that has no commercial re-use and cannot be recycled.

Thursday, June 18, 2009

autonirvate

Resembling or characterized by automatic ernvataton fo the nervoius system, genearlly brought about self-stimulation. For instance, splashing yourself in the face with water is a form of auotnirvation.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

atriumxixtleous

Having the nature of an entrance room where chocolate and cinnamon are served as is the custom in the Cult of Tloc, a Mayan sect that immigrated during the first wave of the Spanish invasion of the New World to Northern California. A doomsday cult, the Tloc have successfully predicted the end of the world six times and manged to survive on each occasion. Thus, a fortified bunker is atriumxixtleous.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

antizepp

Pop music completely lacking in African influence, often derived from Northern Europoean sources such as the polka or waltz.

Monday, June 15, 2009

antematt

The epoch before a person's existence, generally referred to as "history" rather than current events. There is a sense that nothing really mattered in antematt.

Sunday, June 14, 2009

alveusnirv

A gap in an otherwise pleasurable experience.

Saturday, June 13, 2009

aan depressie

The radius in feet (rather than meters) of a depression field generated by a person suffering a bad mood. For instance, a person who suffers from mild depression might have a four foot aan depressie. Clinical aan depressie has been measured at 12 feet. In March 1987, a woman in Sitka, Alaska emitted a aan depressie of 5,000 feet resulting in a catastrophic spread of aaen depressie on humans and animals affected. Fifteen people died.

Friday, June 12, 2009

The Dyslexicon

The dislexicon generates new words out of prefixes, suffixes and root words that it finds lying around, although sometimes they are words that someone has already thought of. You can also supply your own root word, if you have a word that you really like, and would like to be able to fit it into more conversations. Once the word is generated, the dislexicon feebly attempts to give you a definition of the word. Most of the words it generates probably won't make much sense, and some of them may be illegal in your state, so take that into consideration. In case you were wondering, yes, the dislexicon did generate its own name. Check it out!