The Cryptolex

neomotise

2009-08-01T04:44:00.000-07:00

To cause something to be broken from a continuous whole.

mycosabbism

2009-07-31T04:44:00.000-07:00

The practice of consuming mushrooms while listening to Black Sabbath.

moting

2009-07-30T04:44:00.000-07:00

An object that loses pieces is said to be moting.

motgen

2009-07-29T04:44:00.000-07:00

Producing pieces.

misery spier

2009-07-28T04:44:00.000-07:00

An office tower that houses office cubicles and temporary emloyees.

megamatt

2009-07-27T04:44:00.000-07:00

A giant nerd.

mattless

2009-07-26T04:44:00.000-07:00

A person who lacks the capacity of being a nerd.

matting

2009-07-25T04:44:00.000-07:00

An action, monologue, or fashion accessory that reveals the actor as a nerd.

mattess

2009-07-24T04:44:00.000-07:00

A female nerd.

mattable

2009-07-23T04:44:00.000-07:00

A person that that can be set down.

magsabb

2009-07-22T04:44:00.000-07:00

A great wickedness that inspires awe.

macrosabbable

2009-07-21T04:44:00.000-07:00

Capable or worthy of dissolving in a long, large, loud repetitive guitar riff.

loud vlees

2009-07-20T04:44:00.000-07:00

A person who talks at an excessive volume.

locusxixtl

2009-07-19T04:44:00.000-07:00

The location where humanity will survive the coming destruction of the world.

locusnirv

2009-07-18T04:44:00.000-07:00

The center of your consciousness.

kilomot

2009-07-17T04:44:00.000-07:00

A thousand pieces.

igtular

2009-07-16T04:44:00.000-07:00

Relating to or resembling the future.

igtscope

2009-07-15T04:44:00.000-07:00

Instrument for viewing or measuring the future.

hydroxixtlferous

2009-07-14T04:44:00.000-07:00

Containing liquid mysteries.

hydrosab

2009-07-13T04:44:00.000-07:00

Liquid metal.

hierigt

2009-07-12T04:44:00.000-07:00

The sacred future. Different periods of time hold a different value for the condition of hierigt. In some literature it is regarded as a paradise. In other literature it is regarded as hell. Typically the myths of the future reveal a great deal about the time. In contrast, hieright has been demonstrated to create the conditions of its fulfillment.

herbmattosis

2009-07-11T04:44:00.000-07:00

An oily sheen produced by the excess consumption of herbmattgen.

herbmattgen

2009-07-10T04:44:00.000-07:00

The consumption of the produce of this plant, when refined, produces consciousness in person affected by rice despondency.

Goederenwagon

2009-07-09T04:44:00.000-07:00

Dump truck used to haul manure.

gezicht grate fondness

2009-07-08T09:56:00.000-07:00

The measure of a persons comfort with heights.

genegenheid tempo

2009-07-07T04:44:00.000-07:00

The change in sleep patterns over an annual cycle. Typically this tempo is affected by external forces such as the moon and weather patterns. The tempo can provide insight into the overall health and well being of the subject.

foremattmeter

2009-07-06T04:44:00.000-07:00

Device for measuring an individuals productive capacity. This is a class of measurement devices, individual devices include pedometers, weight scales, and collection tanks.

foreigtess

2009-07-05T04:44:00.000-07:00

A female performing stylized movements meant to simulation procreation. Typicallythe use of the figure is in a public setting and the act symbolized the entire reproductive capacity of the population rather than the specific individual act of procreation among couples.

epizeppive

2009-07-04T04:44:00.000-07:00

Performing or tending toward the condition of Zeppelin.

draineerbuis

2009-07-03T04:44:00.000-07:00

An odor with a high ion count that often smells like frayed electrical wires, burt toast, or scorched engine oil.

doodlopende

2009-07-02T04:44:00.000-07:00

An addition to a sketch or provisional concept.

dismotative

2009-07-01T04:44:00.000-07:00

Not having having parts.

deizeppate

2009-06-30T04:44:00.000-07:00

Resembling or characterized by the Gods known as Led Zeppelin.

deixixtlvore

2009-06-29T04:44:00.000-07:00

A person place or thing that will eat God in the future.

decamotular

2009-06-28T04:44:00.000-07:00

The quality of having ten separate parts.

curxixtl

2009-06-27T04:44:00.000-07:00

To confront your destiny.

cryptomot

2009-06-26T09:49:00.000-07:00

A hidden piece of a larger mystery.

corpzepp

2009-06-25T04:44:00.000-07:00

Having listened to and ingested the main canon of heavy metal music as comprised of the oeuvre of Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, and Iron Maiden.

conxixtlance

2009-06-24T04:44:00.000-07:00

The condition of living with future knowledge.

chromaxixtl

2009-06-23T04:44:00.000-07:00

The ability to divine the the future by looking at the color of the dawn or evening sky.

chromatoma

2009-06-22T04:44:00.000-07:00

The metallic color of rotting red meat.

celerigno

2009-06-21T04:44:00.000-07:00

The rapid spread of ignorance among a population. Rather than a meme, for instance, which is the rapid spread of rumor or proto-myth among a population, a celerigno is the overall decay or decrease in all information and knowledge including rumors and myths.

candymotoscope

2009-06-20T04:44:00.000-07:00

Instrument for viewing or measuring confections.

blik

2009-06-19T04:44:00.000-07:00

Material produced through automatic processes that has no commercial re-use and cannot be recycled.

autonirvate

2009-06-18T04:44:00.000-07:00

Resembling or characterized by automatic ernvataton fo the nervoius system, genearlly brought about self-stimulation. For instance, splashing yourself in the face with water is a form of auotnirvation.

atriumxixtleous

2009-06-17T04:44:00.000-07:00

Having the nature of an entrance room where chocolate and cinnamon are served as is the custom in the Cult of Tloc, a Mayan sect that immigrated during the first wave of the Spanish invasion of the New World to Northern California. A doomsday cult, the Tloc have successfully predicted the end of the world six times and manged to survive on each occasion. Thus, a fortified bunker is atriumxixtleous.

antizepp

2009-06-16T04:44:00.000-07:00

Pop music completely lacking in African influence, often derived from Northern Europoean sources such as the polka or waltz.

antematt

2009-06-15T04:44:00.000-07:00

The epoch before a person's existence, generally referred to as "history" rather than current events. There is a sense that nothing really mattered in antematt.

alveusnirv

2009-06-14T04:44:00.000-07:00

A gap in an otherwise pleasurable experience.

aan depressie

2009-06-13T04:44:00.000-07:00

The radius in feet (rather than meters) of a depression field generated by a person suffering a bad mood. For instance, a person who suffers from mild depression might have a four foot aan depressie. Clinical aan depressie has been measured at 12 feet. In March 1987, a woman in Sitka, Alaska emitted a aan depressie of 5,000 feet resulting in a catastrophic spread of aaen depressie on humans and animals affected. Fifteen people died.

The Dyslexicon

2009-06-12T04:44:00.000-07:00

The dislexicon generates new words out of prefixes, suffixes and root words that it finds lying around, although sometimes they are words that someone has already thought of. You can also supply your own root word, if you have a word that you really like, and would like to be able to fit it into more conversations. Once the word is generated, the dislexicon feebly attempts to give you a definition of the word. Most of the words it generates probably won't make much sense, and some of them may be illegal in your state, so take that into consideration. In case you were wondering, yes, the dislexicon did generate its own name. Check it out!

solodorous

2009-05-28T04:44:00.000-07:00

Some individuals produce a caustic, rank odor when their feet are encased in artificial materials such as polyester, acrylic, and other manufactured fabrics. The odor is generally contained by the artificial material but under specific conditions, such as exercise, heat in excess of 82 degrees Fahrenheit, removal of the shoe but not the sock, removal of the shoe when the sock is permeated with odor, etc., THEN the resulting smell can cause upper respiratory problems, inflamed nasal passages, inflamed lungs, a loss of the sense of taste, and in severe incidents loss of sight and sound.

otis

2009-05-27T04:44:00.000-07:00

A former coworker who vanished under mysterious circumstances. An Otis tends to display erratic behavior before their cubicle, office, or desk spot is cleared of belongings by a third-party such as security, their manager or boss, or the owner of the company. The cause of the Otis' behavior seems in excess to the stimuli of a bad job or perhaps it is exacerbated of a poor working environment and dim light. Dead office plants excites the Otis' underlying condition.

Brill

2009-05-26T04:44:00.000-07:00

Food or food-like-substances that are easily ingested, eaten as a matter of course, and generally consumed in vast quantities because of their low-nutrient value. Unlike for instance the British use of stodge, brill can consistent not such as starchy or high-carbohydrate food but any substance that can pass through the digestive system such as soy chips, leaves, and cardboard

vivacious method

2009-05-25T16:44:00.000-07:00

Method and process employed with a degree of persona enjoyment and zeal.

victory sewer

2009-05-24T04:44:00.000-07:00

The excess emotion of a triumph can lead to the expulsion of undesirable bile, fluid, and acidic effluvia. The biological product of victory is known as the victory sewer.

triumph map

2009-05-23T16:44:00.001-07:00

A mental conception of the places (nodes) and relationship between places (edges) where the subject felt "nice." This can be mapped using a graph.

triumph map

2009-05-23T16:44:00.000-07:00

A mental conception of the places (nodes) and relationship between places (edges) where the subject felt "nice." This can be mapped using a graph.

tenderness top

2009-05-22T04:44:00.000-07:00

A soft mass capping a point of entry typically for temporary protection. In nature, this may be plasma and then a raw scab, or it may be a thin sheet of ice and mud over a pit. In medicine this may be a plug of anti-bacterial jelly and a strip of gauze

subatomic finger

2009-05-21T04:44:00.000-07:00

A subliminal poke or jab by one person to another. Such a gesture can be sensed by the receiving party, but unless the two participants are observed closely, for instance in video tape by a third-party professional anthropologist schooled in the subatomic finger, then no one will know that a subatomic finger has been sent except the sender and receiver.

song routine

2009-05-20T04:44:00.000-07:00

The use of song to perform a task. For instance prison gangs use song routines to organize and manage labor, military training uses song routines to monitor and organize new recruits, and street buskers offer song routines in order to earn money. Typically there is an unincorporated or noncommercial implication to the meaning of a song routine, unlike say sound tracks in commercial stores or the use of songs in commercial movies. While these songs perform a utilitarian function, the songs themselves comprise commercial objects. The specific performance of the song can be bought or licensed for play. That is, an establishment pays to play “Take My Breath Away” as performed and recorded by the band Berlin. In contrast, in song routines, the singers spontaneously perform a song in relation to a specific organizational task or personal task that requires song. The specific tune or even performance are related more to the routine and task than to the specific qualities of the song.

satisfaction trench

2009-05-19T04:44:00.000-07:00

In a satisfaction trench, the afflicted enters a negative feedback loop where they believe the object of their desire is the only thing that will quench their thirst for a particular sensation or experience, and yet any attempt to achieve the object of their desire makes the likelihood of achieving it less likely, thereby increasing their desire for the object.

report melody

2009-05-18T04:44:00.000-07:00

An environmental message encoded in the melody of ongoing song. For instance, a community of birds may use report melodies to track and share the location of predators and resources such as food and nest supplies. Among human populations, it has been reported the Hobos of the Upper Duwamish use report melodies to track and share the location of railroad bulls and resources such as food drops and shanty construction supplies.

regard aria

2009-05-17T04:44:00.000-07:00

A spontaneous song celebrating a noun (person, place or thing) that brings joy or honor to the singer of the regard aria.

pre-wire

2009-05-16T07:45:00.000-07:00

In traditional communication a copper wire or glass fiber carried the signal carrying information from one network node to another. Pre-wire includes long range communication using older forms of technology such as smoke signals, carrier pigeons, and mounted courier.

pre-string

2009-05-15T04:44:00.000-07:00

Substance that is not made from traditional substance such as hemp or cotton to bind packages because they have not been invented yet. General pre-string is made from animal products, such as hide, or easily processed plant matter such as bark or reeds.

plain blind

2009-05-14T04:44:00.000-07:00

The inability of some people to see things that are routine and expected. The person is not traditionally without sight, but they cannot detect matters or degrees of difference or detail in objects, persons, or situations that closely resemble previously experienced objects, persons, or situations. In an extreme condition of plain blind, the afflicted will only seek novel stimuli because they are numb to any experience once experienced.

paranoia excavation

2009-05-13T04:44:00.000-07:00

In paranoia excavation the anxiety spurs the person affected to examine their personal records for unauthorized access, their personal communication for surveillance, their home for formerly undetected break ins, their personal relationships for the existence of moles and spies. The excavation resembles a security audit and can take many months to run its course gradually testing the security and trust of relationships and the bonds of family and friends.

neo-wire

2009-05-12T04:44:00.000-07:00

In traditional communication a copper wire or glass fiber carried the signal carrying information from one network node to another. The advent of radio, microwave, and other forms of radiation communication resulted in wireless communication. Even so these wireless network are typically smaller in size and at some point connect to a traditional wired network. Neo-wire is a network that lacks any wire or cable.

neo-string

2009-05-11T04:44:00.000-07:00

Substance that is not made from traditional substance such as hemp or cotton used to bind packages. Vacuum-sealed plastic enclosures are an example of neo-string.

lost surface

2009-05-10T04:44:00.000-07:00

The former outer layer and barrier of an object that provided the definition of the object. For instance with a man who has gained weight, his former dimensions are his lost surface, in a city buried under volcanic ash the former street level is the lost surface, in a hill side that his slide into the ocean, the former counter is the lost surface.

hole enormity

2009-05-09T04:44:00.000-07:00

The volume of a hole is the hole enormity. All holes must be filled. Hole enormity indicates the amount of substance that must be manufactured to fill the hole.

fondness blimp

2009-05-08T04:44:00.000-07:00

Nothing says “love” like a fondness blimp.

face grate

2009-05-07T04:44:00.000-07:00

A microfiber helmet designed to protect the wearer from neural surveillance, facial recognition algorithms, and retina scans. Even though these devices were ridiculed as a kind of stylish “tinfoil hat,” when they were made illegal, demand skyrocketed. Possession of a face grate entitles the possessor to a felony and an overnight stay at the local Homeland Security Hotel and Spa Friendly Conversation Center, where they no longer use invasive interrogation tactics.

ditch process

2009-05-06T04:44:00.000-07:00

All living organisms produce waste. The ditch processes is an analysis of an individual’s waste stream so that it can be adequately accounted for and recycled, where possible, and the net production of irreclaimable waste can be stored. Ditch Value is the total measure of a organisms irreclaimable waste stream. Omnivores and commercial consumers have the highest Ditch Value on the planet. Plankton has the lowest Ditch Value.

daily expulsion

2009-05-05T07:44:00.000-07:00

The daily production, record, and storage of a person’s verbal existence. In past eons this immense capacity for production was doomed to be expelled and dispersed into the air where it was lost forever. Thanks to the advent of cutting edge internet technologies eventually every utterance can be stored for posterity and accessed by those who are interested “in what we really think.”

bottom celebration

2009-05-04T04:44:00.000-07:00

When things are bad, some people say, it is time to party. A bottom celebration is a party in the face of impending disaster. Often it makes prominent and desirable items made “de classe” by the ruling classes. For instance, hefty thighs and buttocks became a cause of celebration during a bottom celebration. The abnormal abundance of corn-based products became a cause of celebration during a bottom celebration.

balloon whistle

2009-05-03T04:44:00.000-07:00

A whistle fashioned from a latex balloon used to lure birds from telephone wires into the clutches of balloon men made hungry during the Great Recession (2007 - 2016). During the later years of the Great Recession such birds were sold from the Balloon Men carts, refashioned into BBQ hand trucks. As supplies of latex dwindled, the balloon men began to use plastic garbage bags, contraband in urban areas, but still recoverable from suburban and rural garbage dumps and local merchants.

antebellum measure

2009-05-02T04:44:00.000-07:00

The capacity of a civic object, such as a city, road, or field to retain history. The passage of years in and of itself will cause deterioration and therefore a lost of historic authenticity unless the civic object has been preserved via a sudden event such as a sand storm, volcanic eruption, sudden inundation by the sea, complete and sudden migration or death of the occupants of the civic object. The damage of the event will lower baseline value, but the measure in this case will be 0. At the high end of the measure are highly urbanized environments where it is the practice to clear the land and rebuild rather than build over the rubble of previous cities. This is a measure of 10.

affection rhythm

2009-05-01T04:44:00.000-07:00

An ordered recurrent alternation of strong and weak elements in the flow of sound and silence in speech.

woodedarea

2009-04-30T09:18:00.000-07:00

A region of "grey space" in a city or suburb, such as a green belt or vacant lot, that often contains trees and some wildlife.

watery meat

2009-04-29T04:44:00.000-07:00

Bodily effluvia eaten for protein. See also, fluid meat.

transparent billboard

2009-04-28T04:44:00.000-07:00

This is both the name of a condition and a position that is created by the presence of the condition. As populations become accustomed to tuning out broadcast advertising, signs, and billboards it created a background state called the transparent billboard. "I was able to follow him because I stood in the transparent billboard."

the loud chair and the morbid seat

2009-04-27T04:44:00.000-07:00

{No one knows what this means. They won’t tell me.}

slohmud

2009-04-26T04:44:00.000-07:00

The trend of disorganization, carpet lethargy, and entropy to increase and inefficiencies to increase in tribes, organizations, and gatherings of people.

sadness muscle

2009-04-25T04:44:00.000-07:00

The ability of a person to withstand depression or depressing situations.

rice despondency

2009-04-24T04:44:00.000-07:00

A depression brought about by a lack of protein. Rice despondence is often seen among vegans, and has also been implicated in the collapse of several societies such as the Myan, Rapa Nui, and Viking colony in Newfoundland. Extreme rice despondence is often marked by cannibalism.

parallax swamp

2009-04-23T04:44:00.000-07:00

A property that degrades information, memories, or records by shifting and losing small portions of the whole data-set. Unlike bit rot, for instance, parallax swamp can appear in a collection of books during a move where a box, for instance, is lost, books are lent to friends who do not return them, books are left in cubicles, and gradually the coherence of the collection is lost.

overpass static

2009-04-22T04:44:00.000-07:00

An unforeseen interruption in a conversation or event, and the ability of the conversation or event to continue with persistent disruption.

mobile drain

2009-04-21T04:44:00.000-07:00

A problem that can apply to many situations or geographies.

lust cul-de-sac

2009-04-20T04:44:00.000-07:00

A relationship filled with sexual tension but without the actual intention of either partner to act.

highway latency

2009-04-19T04:44:00.000-07:00

The time lost due to traffic and unpredictable variables.

euphoria bus

2009-04-18T04:44:00.000-07:00

Getting taken for a ride without having to move a muscle.

drizzle urgency

2009-04-17T04:44:00.000-07:00

The situation must be dealt with, but because it will only cause mild discomfort before it becomes serious it can be tolerated for many years. For instance, "He broke is tooth in 2001. Alarmed he was going to fix it but was frightened by the cost. He found he could live with the mild pain and settled into drizzle urgency."

desperation coffee

2009-04-16T04:44:00.000-07:00

Coffee made from a substance that is not actually coffee, or a substance that contains some associative connection to coffee, such as drinking cola because "it has caffeine." In the American Civil War, for instance, coffee was made from chick pea and various chemicals because of a shortage of actual coffee beans.

definitive egg

2009-04-15T04:44:00.000-07:00

An aphoristic statement that cannot be refuted, generally a tautology, such as "It is what it is," or “Alls well that ends well.”

depression backpack

2009-04-14T04:44:00.000-07:00

A hiking rucksack, typically with a frame, that contains all of a person's possessions.
A state of carrying your troubles with you and consider them at all times.

creek frequency

2009-04-12T04:44:00.000-07:00

The identifiable sound of a body of water.

cottonwoodquiet

2009-04-11T04:44:00.000-07:00

A stillness where it is nearly silent, except the sound of pipes and leaves in the trees can be heard.

carpet lethargy

2009-04-10T04:44:00.000-07:00

The tendency of rooms to become cluttered and for the clutter to gain a sense of permanence for the room’s occupants.