solodorous

Some individuals produce a caustic, rank odor when their feet are encased in artificial materials such as polyester, acrylic, and other manufactured fabrics. The odor is generally contained by the artificial material but under specific conditions, such as exercise, heat in excess of 82 degrees Fahrenheit, removal of the shoe but not the sock, removal of the shoe when the sock is permeated with odor, etc., THEN the resulting smell can cause upper respiratory problems, inflamed nasal passages, inflamed lungs, a loss of the sense of taste, and in severe incidents loss of sight and sound.

otis

A former coworker who vanished under mysterious circumstances. An Otis tends to display erratic behavior before their cubicle, office, or desk spot is cleared of belongings by a third-party such as security, their manager or boss, or the owner of the company. The cause of the Otis' behavior seems in excess to the stimuli of a bad job or perhaps it is exacerbated of a poor working environment and dim light. Dead office plants excites the Otis' underlying condition.

Brill

Food or food-like-substances that are easily ingested, eaten as a matter of course, and generally consumed in vast quantities because of their low-nutrient value. Unlike for instance the British use of stodge, brill can consistent not such as starchy or high-carbohydrate food but any substance that can pass through the digestive system such as soy chips, leaves, and cardboard

vivacious method

Method and process employed with a degree of persona enjoyment and zeal.

victory sewer

The excess emotion of a triumph can lead to the expulsion of undesirable bile, fluid, and acidic effluvia. The biological product of victory is known as the victory sewer.

triumph map

A mental conception of the places (nodes) and relationship between places (edges) where the subject felt "nice." This can be mapped using a graph.

triumph map

A mental conception of the places (nodes) and relationship between places (edges) where the subject felt "nice." This can be mapped using a graph.

tenderness top

A soft mass capping a point of entry typically for temporary protection. In nature, this may be plasma and then a raw scab, or it may be a thin sheet of ice and mud over a pit. In medicine this may be a plug of anti-bacterial jelly and a strip of gauze

subatomic finger

A subliminal poke or jab by one person to another. Such a gesture can be sensed by the receiving party, but unless the two participants are observed closely, for instance in video tape by a third-party professional anthropologist schooled in the subatomic finger, then no one will know that a subatomic finger has been sent except the sender and receiver.

song routine

The use of song to perform a task. For instance prison gangs use song routines to organize and manage labor, military training uses song routines to monitor and organize new recruits, and street buskers offer song routines in order to earn money. Typically there is an unincorporated or noncommercial implication to the meaning of a song routine, unlike say sound tracks in commercial stores or the use of songs in commercial movies. While these songs perform a utilitarian function, the songs themselves comprise commercial objects. The specific performance of the song can be bought or licensed for play. That is, an establishment pays to play “Take My Breath Away” as performed and recorded by the band Berlin. In contrast, in song routines, the singers spontaneously perform a song in relation to a specific organizational task or personal task that requires song. The specific tune or even performance are related more to the routine and task than to the specific qualities of the song.

satisfaction trench

In a satisfaction trench, the afflicted enters a negative feedback loop where they believe the object of their desire is the only thing that will quench their thirst for a particular sensation or experience, and yet any attempt to achieve the object of their desire makes the likelihood of achieving it less likely, thereby increasing their desire for the object.

report melody

An environmental message encoded in the melody of ongoing song. For instance, a community of birds may use report melodies to track and share the location of predators and resources such as food and nest supplies. Among human populations, it has been reported the Hobos of the Upper Duwamish use report melodies to track and share the location of railroad bulls and resources such as food drops and shanty construction supplies.

regard aria

A spontaneous song celebrating a noun (person, place or thing) that brings joy or honor to the singer of the regard aria.

pre-wire

In traditional communication a copper wire or glass fiber carried the signal carrying information from one network node to another. Pre-wire includes long range communication using older forms of technology such as smoke signals, carrier pigeons, and mounted courier.

pre-string

Substance that is not made from traditional substance such as hemp or cotton to bind packages because they have not been invented yet. General pre-string is made from animal products, such as hide, or easily processed plant matter such as bark or reeds.

plain blind

The inability of some people to see things that are routine and expected. The person is not traditionally without sight, but they cannot detect matters or degrees of difference or detail in objects, persons, or situations that closely resemble previously experienced objects, persons, or situations. In an extreme condition of plain blind, the afflicted will only seek novel stimuli because they are numb to any experience once experienced.

paranoia excavation

In paranoia excavation the anxiety spurs the person affected to examine their personal records for unauthorized access, their personal communication for surveillance, their home for formerly undetected break ins, their personal relationships for the existence of moles and spies. The excavation resembles a security audit and can take many months to run its course gradually testing the security and trust of relationships and the bonds of family and friends.

neo-wire

In traditional communication a copper wire or glass fiber carried the signal carrying information from one network node to another. The advent of radio, microwave, and other forms of radiation communication resulted in wireless communication. Even so these wireless network are typically smaller in size and at some point connect to a traditional wired network. Neo-wire is a network that lacks any wire or cable.

neo-string

Substance that is not made from traditional substance such as hemp or cotton used to bind packages. Vacuum-sealed plastic enclosures are an example of neo-string.

lost surface

The former outer layer and barrier of an object that provided the definition of the object. For instance with a man who has gained weight, his former dimensions are his lost surface, in a city buried under volcanic ash the former street level is the lost surface, in a hill side that his slide into the ocean, the former counter is the lost surface.

hole enormity

The volume of a hole is the hole enormity. All holes must be filled. Hole enormity indicates the amount of substance that must be manufactured to fill the hole.

fondness blimp

Nothing says “love” like a fondness blimp.

face grate

A microfiber helmet designed to protect the wearer from neural surveillance, facial recognition algorithms, and retina scans. Even though these devices were ridiculed as a kind of stylish “tinfoil hat,” when they were made illegal, demand skyrocketed. Possession of a face grate entitles the possessor to a felony and an overnight stay at the local Homeland Security Hotel and Spa Friendly Conversation Center, where they no longer use invasive interrogation tactics.

ditch process

All living organisms produce waste. The ditch processes is an analysis of an individual’s waste stream so that it can be adequately accounted for and recycled, where possible, and the net production of irreclaimable waste can be stored. Ditch Value is the total measure of a organisms irreclaimable waste stream. Omnivores and commercial consumers have the highest Ditch Value on the planet. Plankton has the lowest Ditch Value.

daily expulsion

The daily production, record, and storage of a person’s verbal existence. In past eons this immense capacity for production was doomed to be expelled and dispersed into the air where it was lost forever. Thanks to the advent of cutting edge internet technologies eventually every utterance can be stored for posterity and accessed by those who are interested “in what we really think.”

bottom celebration

When things are bad, some people say, it is time to party. A bottom celebration is a party in the face of impending disaster. Often it makes prominent and desirable items made “de classe” by the ruling classes. For instance, hefty thighs and buttocks became a cause of celebration during a bottom celebration. The abnormal abundance of corn-based products became a cause of celebration during a bottom celebration.

balloon whistle

A whistle fashioned from a latex balloon used to lure birds from telephone wires into the clutches of balloon men made hungry during the Great Recession (2007 - 2016). During the later years of the Great Recession such birds were sold from the Balloon Men carts, refashioned into BBQ hand trucks. As supplies of latex dwindled, the balloon men began to use plastic garbage bags, contraband in urban areas, but still recoverable from suburban and rural garbage dumps and local merchants.

antebellum measure

The capacity of a civic object, such as a city, road, or field to retain history. The passage of years in and of itself will cause deterioration and therefore a lost of historic authenticity unless the civic object has been preserved via a sudden event such as a sand storm, volcanic eruption, sudden inundation by the sea, complete and sudden migration or death of the occupants of the civic object. The damage of the event will lower baseline value, but the measure in this case will be 0. At the high end of the measure are highly urbanized environments where it is the practice to clear the land and rebuild rather than build over the rubble of previous cities. This is a measure of 10.

affection rhythm

An ordered recurrent alternation of strong and weak elements in the flow of sound and silence in speech.